Sometimes I like to just sit on a bench and think. I think about why scary people always want to  hold me, "no I don't like it nomader  what you think!" I think about that annoying old rooster that used to bully me, I hope he got made into Mc Donald's chicken wings. And yet I'm just a chicken and nobody would ever think that I could have these thoughts because i'm a chicken but I can DEAL WITH IT!!!